For example, Radioactive Man has his famous catch phrase, "Up and at 'em!" with "at 'em" spelled A-T-O-M in a delicious pun. Bart: The similarities are subtle, but many. Bart: Nah, he's just a cheap imitation of Radioactive Man. system) Strange, I shouldn't have been able to hear that.īart: Ohh, all these new superheroes suck! None of them can hold a candle to "Radioactive Man." Milhouse: The only decent new one is "Radiation Dude". Nelson: Radioactive Man, stupid! Principal Skinner: (on P.A.
One of your favorite comic book heroes, Radio Man. system) Students, I have an announcement. Homer: I've always wanted to be a teamster so lazy and surly. Hey that hurt, no wonder no one came to my birthday party. Nelson: (pointing at himself in the mirror) Haw-Haw!. Chief Wiggum: Yeah.yeah, I did kind of trail off, there, didn't I? Heh. Kirk: But will they just find Milhouse, or will they find him and kill him? Chief Wiggum: Well, they'll. Lunchlady Doris: At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy? Ralph: What's for lunch tomorrow? Director: Next! Ralph: Chicken necks?Ĭhief Wiggum: Okay, we can all stop worrying now. (Bart and Milhouse gasp and their hats shoot up off their heads)… I have got to do something about that air conditioner suction. Mayor Quimby: Uh, there's a $1,000 leaving town tax.Ĭomic Book Guy: Well, I suppose you know, then, that Hollywood is planning a feature film about Radioactive Man. Assistant: Yeah, well, we only have $1,000 left anyway. Jiminy-jillikers! Director: We're shutting down production. Rooney! We've got a disenchanted little girl in a Jell-O Pudding commercial! Mickey Rooney: I could play that. I can suck up to him, like the religious suck up to God. Someone he can hurl whiskey bottles at when he's feeling low. Milhouse is still going to need a true friend, someone to tell him he is great. Director: Where's Fallout Boy? Director: Fallout Boy! Rainier Wolfcastle: My eyes! The goggles do nothing! Director: Where the hell is Milhouse? That one shot cost us a million dollars! Krusty the Clown: Where's the producer? I want to talk about this coffee!īart: George Burns was right… show business is a hideous bitch-goddess. Now, that's real acid, so I want to see goggles, people! Rainier Wolfcastle: Real acid? Director: OK, roll film.tip the acid vats.and - action! Radioactive Man: Ach.only Fallout Boy can save me now. Fallout Boy will untie Radioactive Man and pull him to safety moments before he's hit with a forty-foot wall of sulfuric acid that will horribly burn everything in its path. Director is readying the scene Director: OK, listen up, everybody: this is the hardest, most expensive scene in the movie, and we only get one shot at it, so we have to do it right. Rainier Wolfcastle as Radioactive Man is tied up. Again and again and again and again and again. Director: Yes.But we have got to do it from different angles. I'm wearing a jacuzzi suit.ĭirector: We have got to do the "jiminy jilickers" scene again, Milhouse. Milhouse: What if I'm not a success? How will you pay for all this? Luanne: I'm sorry, I can't hear you, son. We've decided we better start living in the fast lane. Milhouse: Aah! Leave me alone! Milhouse: Mom! Dad! Make 'em stop! What is all this stuff? Kirk: We've heard you've become a star. Milhouse, baby! Lionel Hutz, your new agent, body guard, unauthorized biographer, and drug dealer.er, keeper-awayer. Coach: Up and atom! Rainier: Up and at them! Coach: Up and atom! Rainier: Up and at them! Coach: Better.ĭirector: Congratulations, Bart Simpson, you're our new Fallout Boy! That's what I would be saying if you weren't an inch too short. Scene then returns to present) Director: Ĭoach: Up and atom! Rainier Wolfcastle: Up and at them. Defeated hoods get back up and start dancing with Radioactive Man, Fallout Boy, and the girls. Suddenly several pretty girls in hotpants appear in middle of fight and start dancing to pop music. Don't be afraid to use your nails, boys! (Fight sequence begins where Radioactive Man and Fallout Boy attack the Scoutmaster's underlings to still-shot fighting, where expressions such as POO! ZUFF!, SNUH!, BORT! flash on screen.
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(Director imagines TV show) Fallout Boy: Billowing backpacks Radioactive Man, it's the worst villain of them all, the Scoutmaster! Radioactive Man: I see him, Fallout Boy. Director: Besides we want to stay as far away from the campy 70s version as possible. Producer: I keep telling you, he is 73 years old and he's dead. Kids will want to see the original Radioactive Man. I think we should bring back Dirk Richter.
Executive: I don't see why Rainier Wolfcastle should be the star.
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